A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Caribou can't fly.
With a pilaf.
joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
Because the pedals fell off.
An acapellago.
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.