Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?

Long John silvers

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Because Dey-go-bah.

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SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.