Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Torrent Jokes More Torrent Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.