Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

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Because it's the first Indy movie.

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.