Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ?

Candace with love !

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Torrent Jokes More Torrent Jokes

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.