Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Thigh Jokes More Thigh Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF