Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

Thigh Jokes More Thigh Jokes

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

Wtf Jokes More Wtf Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF