Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF