Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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He couldn't finish his sentence.

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Only Sum

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Nails in their hands and feet

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The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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The Finnish line.

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Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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