Nails in their hands and feet
Nine Inch Nails
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
One baby nailed to 10 trees...
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Unbereavable.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
A Boston Marathon.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
I wish his hands were made of stone."
He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.
