What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.