What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.