What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !