Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..