Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Because his stool so hard!

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad