Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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A Hopster.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad