Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad