Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Because they never listen.

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Can I push your stool in?

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Because his stool so hard!

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad