What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down