In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
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boo bees
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
Because his stool so hard!
Because it wasn't his real dad
Turn the stool upside-down