What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up