What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?