What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up