What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.