Stool Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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