How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!