Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.