Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down