Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down