Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down