Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.