Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder