Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder