Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!