Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.