Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Because it had too many threads.

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Ronald MacAardvark!

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Because they love to slam duck!

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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In a casino, you really mean it.

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ex-spearmints

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.