Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box