Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!