How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Little Meteor Jokes More Little Meteor Jokes

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.