Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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What do you call a black guy that goes into space?

An Afronaut

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.