Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.