Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys