Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.