Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Quiche Jokes More Quiche Jokes

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.