Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Swimmer Jokes More Swimmer Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind