Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Swimmer Jokes More Swimmer Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind