Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Swimmer Jokes More Swimmer Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.