One has standards.
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Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.
Because they are missing two towers.
Illegal aliens. LOL
One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
The South Will Rise Again
USB.
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
Just 'Cause
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Because only two parties exist for the whole country
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No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
USA
The second one !
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
Using imperial units.
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
It will just host a telethon.
Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.
Because England was discovered before the USA !
9/11
Candy cow jump over the moon !
Because he got cold feet.
I'll keep an eye out for you!
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Nothing you just run away!
A bah-humbug.
A bee is an aeroplane !
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Turkey
Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
The Underground Braille-road
A mousetache.
I'll live...
A little get together
A paper jam
