One has standards.
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Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.
Because they are missing two towers.
Illegal aliens. LOL
One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
The South Will Rise Again
USB.
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
Just 'Cause
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Because only two parties exist for the whole country
USB
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
USA
The second one !
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
Using imperial units.
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
It will just host a telethon.
Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.
Because England was discovered before the USA !
9/11
It's because they are a Seoulless nation.
By how fast it sinks.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Aight I'll calcu-lata
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.
Go to England and buy something
A tea bag last longer in the cup
The kernel was looking for him.
To get back to Mexico
I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Two Towers.
Cause they lack the towers.