What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien