What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What goes after USA?

USB.

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Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.