What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien