What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

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Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien