Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.