Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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Because there are more birds on that side.

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In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.