Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*