What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.