What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.