Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!