Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.