Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson