Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade