What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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A skeleton key.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.