What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.