Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
Because she's dead.
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
You never know if your gums are bruised.
You have to drop the bomb twice.
Both can be fixed with a coathanger.
A key.
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s