How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.