How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

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What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.