Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Hillary Supporter Jokes More Hillary Supporter Jokes

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

Harry Potter Fan Jokes More Harry Potter Fan Jokes

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.