Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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Netflix and chili

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.