Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Hillary Supporter Jokes More Hillary Supporter Jokes

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.