Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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Because it would

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.