Hillary Supporter Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Journalist Jokes More Journalist Jokes

How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Room Mate Jokes More Room Mate Jokes

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.