Hillary Supporter Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

You might also enjoy:

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

How does french cheese expire?

From age

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Event Jokes More Event Jokes

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Where does lonely soup go?

To a brothel.

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.