Hillary Supporter Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

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What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.