Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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half a sack

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What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't?

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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.