Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

A: ICU.

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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't?

A semi