Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Semi Jokes More Semi Jokes

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't?

A semi