Because there was a 50% chance of rain
They throw silverware on the ground!
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
An elephant with an umbrella !
A denom-nom-nominator!
My erection.