Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer