What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

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What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.