What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.