What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...