What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

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Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD