What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.