What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.