What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine