What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!