How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Uterus Jokes More Uterus Jokes

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Baby Girl Jokes More Baby Girl Jokes

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.