What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

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Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.