Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".