What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.