What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!