What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!