What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.