What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!