What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!