What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

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What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!