What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese