Parrot Jokes

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?

A polygon .

Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor?

He was a degenerate triangle.

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !