Parrot Jokes

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Bluetooth Jokes More Bluetooth Jokes

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits