How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.