How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

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What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.