How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post