How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.