How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.