Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Happy Medium Jokes More Happy Medium Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.