Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Atrophy!

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No phone numbers.

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His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

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To get to the other side.

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I'll get you next slime!

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He was conducting.

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You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.