I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.