I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

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Because my PC is a Dell.

Soft Drink Jokes More Soft Drink Jokes

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.