I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

Which year is the most popular?

1969

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How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank