An attic door can shut up. im going to hell
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
One has standards.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!
When his lips are shut.
HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
The sails are going through the roof.