What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank