What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell