What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Attic Jokes More Attic Jokes

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.