What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank