An attic door can shut up. im going to hell
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
I'll be back in a jiffy
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Annakin Frank