What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell