An attic door can shut up. im going to hell
Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.
No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest
Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
They'll B flat
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
Easy. More traffic is going to hell.
YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.
The sails are going through the roof.
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank