What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Attic Jokes More Attic Jokes

What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic?

Annakin Frank

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell