What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter