What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.