What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.