What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.