What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation