How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."