How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.