How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.