How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.