What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Wreck Ball Jokes More Wreck Ball Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.