What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.