What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.