Wreck Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.