What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.