How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan

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How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.