How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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What do you call a small Mexican?

A paragraph.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.