How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

What do Mexicans say when they're cold?

BRRRRRRRRiba!

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.