How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.