How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What are Mexican hackers called?

BanDDoS

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy