How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

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How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.