How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.