Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.