Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.