Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.