A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
They are too trigger-happy.
A cantelope
You play it by ear.
He was too much of a bully!
All are equally oxymoronic.
Tooth hurty
You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
it lays iggs."
It lays eggs
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
They always get called for roughing.